Conversations with Heidi

Heidi: We go to Max and Charlotte house today?
Me: Not today. Sorry.
Heidi: Tomorrow?
Me: Not tomorrow.
Heidi: To-later?

Heidi: Ingrid's umbrella broken.
Me: Yes, her umbrella broke when she sat in it.
Heidi: Take it to the doctor?
Me: No, the doctor can't fix umbrellas.  Maybe the Easter Bunny will bring her a new one.
Heidi: What?
Me: There's a bunny.  He brings presents on Easter.  Like Santa, but he puts treats in eggs and baskets.
Heidi: What is wrong with you?