Conversations with the Children

[At the dinner table]
The rest of the family: Totally normal conversation, yadda yadda

Ingrid: I saw a crab wearing clothes once

[blank stares]

Karl: A real crab or a cartoon crab?
Ingrid: It was real.

Ingrid: I'm hot.

Heidi: I'm cold.

Fritz: I'm windy.

[Karl reading How to Catch Santa]

Karl: ....and if you don't catch him, don't worry, you can always try again next year.

Heidi: UNLESS YOU DIE