Conversations with Henry

Henry: [falls off his monkey bars]
Me: You okay?
Henry: Ohhhh, I cracked my butt knuckles.

Henry: [falls hard off his monkey bars]
Me: Gasp!  Henry, are you okay?!?!?
Henry: I'm okay.  If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

Henry: Ingrid, let's talk about this.  I'll be poop and you be pee.

Henry: I need more money.
Grandma: Do you know how to get more money?
Henry: You invest.