Conversations with Ingrid

At school pick-up.
Ingrid [giving me a look of Infinite Patience]: Mom, you accidentally put grapes in my lunch.
Me: I thought you might like them.  Ms. Sherri told me you eat grapes in class sometimes.
Ingrid: I don't like them.  Don't do that again.

Playing a game with multi-colored dice.
Me: Red, blue, red...
Ingrid: I say the colors.  You can say nothing.